Huwebes, Oktubre 22, 2009
Miyerkules, Oktubre 7, 2009
:D
I'm blogging again because of Marte, pero dahil astig ako at masarap sumunod ng trends (trendy ka dapat ngayon) eto uli yung official, "I'm coming back" blog tapos hindi uli ako babalik. I'm osom liek dat.
Nakakaaliw basahin yung mga nablog ko dati. Grabe. Parang hindi ako yung nagpost. Shit. Except nung may dick lang ata pinost ko. Ako talaga 'yun. Haha.
Anyways, I'm back bitchez and I'm gonna pwn ur hedz liek dat.
Nakakaaliw basahin yung mga nablog ko dati. Grabe. Parang hindi ako yung nagpost. Shit. Except nung may dick lang ata pinost ko. Ako talaga 'yun. Haha.
Anyways, I'm back bitchez and I'm gonna pwn ur hedz liek dat.
Miyerkules, Abril 29, 2009
OMFG HAI
OMFG HAI. Tae, tagal ko nang hindi nagblog. I broke my promise. :( Now I just blog whenever I feel like it. Aren't I kewl liek dat?
Oh OH OH OH OH OH OH. I bet u liek mudkipz.
BUUUUT
do you liek pirat mudkipz? I bet you do.
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Oh shit now let's get onto something meaty (try the map pack too if you want moar meat boy ownage).
Ok, remember a while back when I posted something called "anti-kalawang" or some shit. Basta tinatamad na akong magcheck 'cause checking is such a bitch. Anyway nasa ilalim naman lang siya ng post na 'to ata so tingnan niyo na lang.
Ok, so now you guys remembered. Yeah, I forgot what that was going to be. Sooo, this'll be anti-kalawang ver. 1.5.00019923049. Marami akong inayos na bugs eh.
Sandali, ano ba yung kalawang? Mag-uusap ako tungkol sa isang bagay eh di naman natin alam kung ano siya. Kalawang. Ang ganda pakinggan 'no? Hindi ba? Baka ako lang...
'Eto kasi yung kalawang. Cool? Kadiri? Ano? Basta, yan yung kalawang.
"WAIT Mr. Eric! Aren't you going to expound on this? Are you not going to use this as a metaphor for something deep? Ang galing mo kasi eh. Namimiss ko na yun." - Earth
Uy, Earth, musta na? Global warming ka ngayon ah. Tae ka talaga. Summer na summer eh umuulan. Sige na nga, pagbigyan na kita. Lakas mo kasi sa 'kin eh. :P
Ano ba yung parang kalawang? Hmmm.... Lumalabas kapag nababasa....,rough, brittle....may amoy...at medyong reddish brown. Sasabihin ko sana na ari ng babae pero mawawala yung joke sa brittle. Rough siya kapag hindi wet, boys ;o.
Sooo, hindi pwede yung badoodles ng babae. Sige, gagawin ko na lang na parang buhay 'to. Don't worry, makakahanap rin ako ng connection kahit medyong malabo. 'Cause I'm cool like that. :P
Isn't it cool that I'm typing this while I'm watching Jeopardy? lulz.
Ok, so life is like rust. Once it shows when it gets wet......? AH wait. Life is like rust, it's rough! :D Sabi na nga ba eh.
So ano bang pwedeng gawin para hindi na rough yung buhay? Marami. Hindi ko na kailangang ilista.
Tae, tama na nga yan. Nandidiri na ako sa korni eh.
Btw, alam niyo yung feeling na ayaw mo pero gusto mo rin? Shit.
Oh OH OH OH OH OH OH. I bet u liek mudkipz.
BUUUUT
do you liek pirat mudkipz? I bet you do.
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Oh shit now let's get onto something meaty (try the map pack too if you want moar meat boy ownage).
Ok, remember a while back when I posted something called "anti-kalawang" or some shit. Basta tinatamad na akong magcheck 'cause checking is such a bitch. Anyway nasa ilalim naman lang siya ng post na 'to ata so tingnan niyo na lang.
Ok, so now you guys remembered. Yeah, I forgot what that was going to be. Sooo, this'll be anti-kalawang ver. 1.5.00019923049. Marami akong inayos na bugs eh.
Sandali, ano ba yung kalawang? Mag-uusap ako tungkol sa isang bagay eh di naman natin alam kung ano siya. Kalawang. Ang ganda pakinggan 'no? Hindi ba? Baka ako lang...
'Eto kasi yung kalawang. Cool? Kadiri? Ano? Basta, yan yung kalawang.
"WAIT Mr. Eric! Aren't you going to expound on this? Are you not going to use this as a metaphor for something deep? Ang galing mo kasi eh. Namimiss ko na yun." - Earth
Uy, Earth, musta na? Global warming ka ngayon ah. Tae ka talaga. Summer na summer eh umuulan. Sige na nga, pagbigyan na kita. Lakas mo kasi sa 'kin eh. :P
Ano ba yung parang kalawang? Hmmm.... Lumalabas kapag nababasa....,rough, brittle....may amoy...at medyong reddish brown. Sasabihin ko sana na ari ng babae pero mawawala yung joke sa brittle. Rough siya kapag hindi wet, boys ;o.
Sooo, hindi pwede yung badoodles ng babae. Sige, gagawin ko na lang na parang buhay 'to. Don't worry, makakahanap rin ako ng connection kahit medyong malabo. 'Cause I'm cool like that. :P
Isn't it cool that I'm typing this while I'm watching Jeopardy? lulz.
Ok, so life is like rust. Once it shows when it gets wet......? AH wait. Life is like rust, it's rough! :D Sabi na nga ba eh.
So ano bang pwedeng gawin para hindi na rough yung buhay? Marami. Hindi ko na kailangang ilista.
Tae, tama na nga yan. Nandidiri na ako sa korni eh.
Btw, alam niyo yung feeling na ayaw mo pero gusto mo rin? Shit.
Biyernes, Pebrero 20, 2009
Lol Hai
PEEEEEEENOR MAN PEEEEEEENOR MAN PEPEPEPEPENOR MAN. Ok That was for Bryan, sorry.
Moving on...
So first things first, I suck at basketball. Orville got 2 shots in the practical test. I got none. I suck. And this isn't any "normal" kind of suck, it's a fucking sucking suck. The day Orville does better than me in a sport is the day I give up on that sport. Shit....
Ok, and lulz, commuting for win. I can srsly go anywhere now without worrying about my ride back home. Cool-aid.
=D Anti-Kalawang is interesting yes? (HINT!!! IT IS EPIC HINT 4 NEXT BLOG. IF YOU DO NOT SEE HINT YOU ARE BLIND.) 8=======D Can you see it now? CAN YOU?
Moving on...
So first things first, I suck at basketball. Orville got 2 shots in the practical test. I got none. I suck. And this isn't any "normal" kind of suck, it's a fucking sucking suck. The day Orville does better than me in a sport is the day I give up on that sport. Shit....
Ok, and lulz, commuting for win. I can srsly go anywhere now without worrying about my ride back home. Cool-aid.
=D Anti-Kalawang is interesting yes? (HINT!!! IT IS EPIC HINT 4 NEXT BLOG. IF YOU DO NOT SEE HINT YOU ARE BLIND.) 8=======D Can you see it now? CAN YOU?
Huwebes, Pebrero 19, 2009
Lunes, Enero 19, 2009
Hi Gab. (filler post)
8===========D
Mga tao, magbigay kayo ng isang malaking bati para kay Gab.
"Hi gab!" - Mga tao
Mga tao, magbigay kayo ng isang malaking bati para kay Gab.
"Hi gab!" - Mga tao
Huwebes, Enero 15, 2009
RMD OMG!
8==========D
Like my new opening statement? I like it too.
Anyway guys, I thought, "Holy shit, I haven't done RMD in a looooong time. Might as well:D"
Soooo, here it goes:
1st Letter is from Anonymous.
Dear Eric, I totally saw this in urbandictionary and I was like, OMG lol. These people got it sooo right!
Like my new opening statement? I like it too.
Anyway guys, I thought, "Holy shit, I haven't done RMD in a looooong time. Might as well:D"
Soooo, here it goes:
1st Letter is from Anonymous.
Dear Eric, I totally saw this in urbandictionary and I was like, OMG lol. These people got it sooo right!
Your fan, Anonymous!
Sup Anonymous. Yeah, I clicked the link. Nothing new. WTH are you giving me with redundant letters? Bad for you Anonymous. Minus cred points in cred list for you.
2nd Letter is from Yuma and Etram.
Dear Eric, this is a joint letter for you. Sino yung nasa previous blog mo? Tell us plox!
2nd Letter is from Yuma and Etram.
Dear Eric, this is a joint letter for you. Sino yung nasa previous blog mo? Tell us plox!
Dear pplz,
Pplz, I cannot give out info. If it isn't obvious as to who that person is, then you DON'T DESERVE to know. YOU ARE UNWORTHY PPLZ. Luls, ayoko munang sabihin kasi kapag ginawa ko tong public blog...deds ako kung mabasa yan.
3rd Letter is from Whole World
Dear Eric, Ang laki ng tite mo seryoso. Nabibigatan ako sa tite mo grabe. Anyway, GAGAWIN MONG PUBLIC BLOG MO? O:
3rd Letter is from Whole World
Dear Eric, Ang laki ng tite mo seryoso. Nabibigatan ako sa tite mo grabe. Anyway, GAGAWIN MONG PUBLIC BLOG MO? O:
Your number 1 fan,
Earth
Ok Planet Earth, sorry for that. Uhh...hindi ko alam kung paano ko papagaanin ang aking ari. Tapos, pinapaglaruan ko ang ideya, parang astig kung public blog na to eh. Di ko alam.
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Moving on to better things:
Srsly, Urban Dictionary is pwnz. Loldongz. Search random things in it and I guarantee that you'll be amused by the definitions.
Earth
Ok Planet Earth, sorry for that. Uhh...hindi ko alam kung paano ko papagaanin ang aking ari. Tapos, pinapaglaruan ko ang ideya, parang astig kung public blog na to eh. Di ko alam.
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Moving on to better things:
Srsly, Urban Dictionary is pwnz. Loldongz. Search random things in it and I guarantee that you'll be amused by the definitions.
Biyernes, Enero 9, 2009
Plastic
Oh God.
Why? Why is the world like it is? Why do people act like they do? Why do they act like something to wrap things with? Why?
It's annoying. How people hide their true selves, just to look good, impress people, make people laugh, and to fit in. People laugh at your jokes, people say they like you, people hang out with you, people talk to you, people eat with you. Then, when someone turns around, they get mutilated from behind.
The one who's gone gets assaulted with words by the 5 people who are left. Then, three people leave, leaving the two behind. These three, back-stab the living shit out of the two, and the two do the same thing to the three. Then, these groups disperse, while the one who originally left, blogs about how shitty and crappy and stupid and "unreal" his "friends" are.
How funny. How depressing.
People put up facades on in front of their selves, to protect them from something. There are different somethings for different people like how a spy puts up a facade so an enemy doesn't get information.
But when normal people, (i.e. you and me, my loyal reading subject) put up facades, what are we defending ourselves against?
Think about it, just be yourself (hooly shit, this blog became a just be yourself blog lol) and, you'll realize looooads of shit. Just like how some people were assholes to you but you just put up with it cause you also acted like an ass. (Ok, aalis muna tayo sa just be yourself mode, kasi cheesy yan at kadiri. Baka may butiki na nakapasok sa utak ko.)
Isn't also ironic that the things that people put up to make people like them, makes other people dislike them? Lulz, let's put it this way for the nurdz. It be like using +50 for magic resistance, -50 phys. resistance armor. 'Cept in this game, there ain't no differences between resistances, so you gain squat. Shit squat. Let me use an example.
Itago natin sa pangalang........Nits. Si Nits, tahimik yan dati nung bata. Mabait, matalino. Pero nakita niyang may mga "cool guys." Ginusto rin niyang maging "cool guy." Sa isip niya, pinakamagandang paraang maging "cool guy" eh magyabang. Ahhhhh....diyan problema natin. Ay mali, diyan pala yung problema ni Nits.
Dahil sa pagyayabang niya, siempre nga naman, nakilala siya ng mga "cool guys". Problema nga lang, hindi na siya gusto ng mga niyayabangan niya. Kaya bawas....HALA! Yung ibang naiinis, "cool guys" rin. Laaaaagot tayo diyan. Paano na yang master plan mo Nits? Paano na? Alam mo kung ano na? WALA NA. Loko ka eh. 'Yan makukuha mo. Masunog ka sana sa impiyerno, tae ka.
Haaaay nako. Maling estilo ng pagkukunyari yung nakuha mo eh. Dapat kasi yung....ay sandali. Wala na nga palang iba no? Diba kapag gusto mong magmukhang magaling, magyayabang? Tsk, oh noes. Paano na 'yan? :(
Mga plastic kasi kayo, mga gago. Don't you know that if you play with plastic, it just may suffocate you? Learn that lesson.
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loldongz, i has idea. Kasi ginaya ako ni Harvey, gagayahin ko rin siya. Magkakaroon na rin ako ng opening line sa mga blog ko. So, my dear nation, please vote for these ideas:
1.) "Anong nasa taas, mga babaeng aso?"
- Tinagalog lang ng sa kanya
2.) "Sup ducks?"
- Hmmm.....astig to ah. Magkakaroon na rin ng label ang fans ko.
3.) "SUP GAGOES"
- lol
4.) "8=====D"
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Amputa, mananalo ata to.
5.) _________
- Magsuggest kayo ng sarili ninyo, ayus lang. Basta, magugusto rin ng fellow duck-lykers, (ayaaan mehn, labled na kayo, hehehe) pwede.
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Btw, mga bago kong idol, Scott D. Davis (bakla nga lang), Jordan Rudess, at Rick Wakeman.
G'night pplz. 12 na po. Kelangan ko pa po ng beauty sleep.
Why? Why is the world like it is? Why do people act like they do? Why do they act like something to wrap things with? Why?
It's annoying. How people hide their true selves, just to look good, impress people, make people laugh, and to fit in. People laugh at your jokes, people say they like you, people hang out with you, people talk to you, people eat with you. Then, when someone turns around, they get mutilated from behind.
The one who's gone gets assaulted with words by the 5 people who are left. Then, three people leave, leaving the two behind. These three, back-stab the living shit out of the two, and the two do the same thing to the three. Then, these groups disperse, while the one who originally left, blogs about how shitty and crappy and stupid and "unreal" his "friends" are.
How funny. How depressing.
People put up facades on in front of their selves, to protect them from something. There are different somethings for different people like how a spy puts up a facade so an enemy doesn't get information.
But when normal people, (i.e. you and me, my loyal reading subject) put up facades, what are we defending ourselves against?
Think about it, just be yourself (hooly shit, this blog became a just be yourself blog lol) and, you'll realize looooads of shit. Just like how some people were assholes to you but you just put up with it cause you also acted like an ass. (Ok, aalis muna tayo sa just be yourself mode, kasi cheesy yan at kadiri. Baka may butiki na nakapasok sa utak ko.)
Isn't also ironic that the things that people put up to make people like them, makes other people dislike them? Lulz, let's put it this way for the nurdz. It be like using +50 for magic resistance, -50 phys. resistance armor. 'Cept in this game, there ain't no differences between resistances, so you gain squat. Shit squat. Let me use an example.
Itago natin sa pangalang........Nits. Si Nits, tahimik yan dati nung bata. Mabait, matalino. Pero nakita niyang may mga "cool guys." Ginusto rin niyang maging "cool guy." Sa isip niya, pinakamagandang paraang maging "cool guy" eh magyabang. Ahhhhh....diyan problema natin. Ay mali, diyan pala yung problema ni Nits.
Dahil sa pagyayabang niya, siempre nga naman, nakilala siya ng mga "cool guys". Problema nga lang, hindi na siya gusto ng mga niyayabangan niya. Kaya bawas....HALA! Yung ibang naiinis, "cool guys" rin. Laaaaagot tayo diyan. Paano na yang master plan mo Nits? Paano na? Alam mo kung ano na? WALA NA. Loko ka eh. 'Yan makukuha mo. Masunog ka sana sa impiyerno, tae ka.
Haaaay nako. Maling estilo ng pagkukunyari yung nakuha mo eh. Dapat kasi yung....ay sandali. Wala na nga palang iba no? Diba kapag gusto mong magmukhang magaling, magyayabang? Tsk, oh noes. Paano na 'yan? :(
Mga plastic kasi kayo, mga gago. Don't you know that if you play with plastic, it just may suffocate you? Learn that lesson.
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loldongz, i has idea. Kasi ginaya ako ni Harvey, gagayahin ko rin siya. Magkakaroon na rin ako ng opening line sa mga blog ko. So, my dear nation, please vote for these ideas:
1.) "Anong nasa taas, mga babaeng aso?"
- Tinagalog lang ng sa kanya
2.) "Sup ducks?"
- Hmmm.....astig to ah. Magkakaroon na rin ng label ang fans ko.
3.) "SUP GAGOES"
- lol
4.) "8=====D"
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Amputa, mananalo ata to.
5.) _________
- Magsuggest kayo ng sarili ninyo, ayus lang. Basta, magugusto rin ng fellow duck-lykers, (ayaaan mehn, labled na kayo, hehehe) pwede.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Btw, mga bago kong idol, Scott D. Davis (bakla nga lang), Jordan Rudess, at Rick Wakeman.
G'night pplz. 12 na po. Kelangan ko pa po ng beauty sleep.
Sabado, Enero 3, 2009
Hoooooooooly Shiiiiiiiiiiit
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDONGZ!!!! GUESS WHAT PPLZ!
It's.....................
Isn't it cool how contents of blogs are almost always, spur of the moment ideas? I've already forgotten a lot of things I blogged about. Nothings spurring at this moment so I don't know how this'll be really really special. Oh yeah, the colors! Holy crap I totally put colors in my blog. This 25th post is really hot now.
Btw, Stephanie Leonidas is teh prittehz.
Oh lol, let's start with a history of my blogging to commemorate my anniversary. ;o It'll be short and sweet.
I started blogging when I was just a little kid(Summer of last year). I woke up one day, then I saw this strange light named Miggy Martinez. It was a yellowish green light btw. It told me, "EEEEEEEEEeeeeeric! Lololol. U r so bored yes?" Then I said, "Hell fucking yeah yellowish green light." "Well, I've got an idea, since I totally blog about my life, u make blog 2 yeah? It make u unbored!!!11!!!" I was like, "HOLY ****#%$#@#tits***#$*%$!!!111!!! Kais, I will maek blog."
I made a blog in livejournal. I've forgotten my account name, I think it's eric something something. Well, my first post was totally about conyos and shit. Probably because I was exposed to them at an early age. (Grade 7) But that's a different story. I took care of my blog. It was a sweet little child. I fed it posts, and even made it sort of pretty. But soon, I lost ideas. I didn't know what to blog about. So I starved it of posts. Until now. I think it's grown up into a hobo and it keeps on sending me emails about how much it wants some hot blogging action. I told it STFU kid, that's gross. I'm your daddy/mommy.
It's still sad btw.
Today, I made sweet sweet love with blogspot. It made me a blog baby; my second. Now this baby is more well-fed. I get the occasional attack of lazy-ass so I don't get to feed it a lot but it is staying alive.
LOL. You totally read that. How was the history lesson? Hot yes? NO YOU ARE WRONG. IT IS NOT HOT. IT IS HOTT.
Lulz, now what do I do to make this epic? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh . I just wasted your time with the ohs right? :D
Idea!!11!!
Let's look back at the epicness of this blog.
Post 1 was about why I made this blog I think or something. Then came the epic start of my blogging. I think it started with the story. Not sure. Then, it transitioned into the post about drugs. Lol, then it continued and grew. And it became what it is today.
OH AND FREAKING RMD. I totally almost forgot about RMD. That was really epic. I'm sorry guys. But RMD won't be a regular thing anymore. It'll be a ;o spur of the moment thing ;o from now on.
Btw, shoutout to Harvey! Shit ang gwapo mo. Alam mo kung bakit? Alam ko kung bakit. Tsk, grabe, gaya-gaya ka talaga, pero at least marunong kang mamili. Yeah, gwapo talaga. Gumwapo blog mo. Tae.
Hell, you might just have an anniversary soon. Right? :D
It's.....................
MY 25th POST!!11!!!
(FIREWORKS AND SHIT ARE HAPPENING ;o)
And that needs something special. So this'll be a special blog. ;o It will be hotT.
Chirstmas Break has been really kewlz. Fudz, fun timez, and no work. (Well, none that I know of. I probably just forgot.) 'Tis sad that it's going to end. =( At least I'll be able to see classmates agian. ;o(FIREWORKS AND SHIT ARE HAPPENING ;o)
And that needs something special. So this'll be a special blog. ;o It will be hotT.
Isn't it cool how contents of blogs are almost always, spur of the moment ideas? I've already forgotten a lot of things I blogged about. Nothings spurring at this moment so I don't know how this'll be really really special. Oh yeah, the colors! Holy crap I totally put colors in my blog. This 25th post is really hot now.
Btw, Stephanie Leonidas is teh prittehz.
Oh lol, let's start with a history of my blogging to commemorate my anniversary. ;o It'll be short and sweet.
I started blogging when I was just a little kid(Summer of last year). I woke up one day, then I saw this strange light named Miggy Martinez. It was a yellowish green light btw. It told me, "EEEEEEEEEeeeeeric! Lololol. U r so bored yes?" Then I said, "Hell fucking yeah yellowish green light." "Well, I've got an idea, since I totally blog about my life, u make blog 2 yeah? It make u unbored!!!11!!!" I was like, "HOLY ****#%$#@#tits***#$*%$!!!111!!! Kais, I will maek blog."
I made a blog in livejournal. I've forgotten my account name, I think it's eric something something. Well, my first post was totally about conyos and shit. Probably because I was exposed to them at an early age. (Grade 7) But that's a different story. I took care of my blog. It was a sweet little child. I fed it posts, and even made it sort of pretty. But soon, I lost ideas. I didn't know what to blog about. So I starved it of posts. Until now. I think it's grown up into a hobo and it keeps on sending me emails about how much it wants some hot blogging action. I told it STFU kid, that's gross. I'm your daddy/mommy.
It's still sad btw.
Today, I made sweet sweet love with blogspot. It made me a blog baby; my second. Now this baby is more well-fed. I get the occasional attack of lazy-ass so I don't get to feed it a lot but it is staying alive.
LOL. You totally read that. How was the history lesson? Hot yes? NO YOU ARE WRONG. IT IS NOT HOT. IT IS HOTT.
Lulz, now what do I do to make this epic? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh . I just wasted your time with the ohs right? :D
Idea!!11!!
Let's look back at the epicness of this blog.
Post 1 was about why I made this blog I think or something. Then came the epic start of my blogging. I think it started with the story. Not sure. Then, it transitioned into the post about drugs. Lol, then it continued and grew. And it became what it is today.
OH AND FREAKING RMD. I totally almost forgot about RMD. That was really epic. I'm sorry guys. But RMD won't be a regular thing anymore. It'll be a ;o spur of the moment thing ;o from now on.
Btw, shoutout to Harvey! Shit ang gwapo mo. Alam mo kung bakit? Alam ko kung bakit. Tsk, grabe, gaya-gaya ka talaga, pero at least marunong kang mamili. Yeah, gwapo talaga. Gumwapo blog mo. Tae.
Hell, you might just have an anniversary soon. Right? :D
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