Mailbag!

Hi guys! Today is officially Reader Mail Day(RMD)! That means I'm gonna read all your emails from my millions (5...well actually 6 but GJ hasn't accepted my invite yet) of fans! :D

But before we can go on with the mail, I'll mention this really super-fun-awesome-oh-god-it's-cool-game! It's Super Obama World! Yes, that's right, Super Obama World! :D Play the game here.

Now, on to the letters:

First one is from "Miggy M." (All names are hidden or in code for the privacy of my readers. :D)

Dear Eric,

Your blog is in Tagalog! What the hell!??? Gave me a nosebleed.

Your Fan,
Miggy Martinez

P.S.
Your dick is huage isn't it?

Hey Miggy! Paumanhin at nagtagalog ako sa mga dati kong entries. Susubukan kong kontian ang aking pananagalog. Pramis. Sobra. At oo, malaki ang tite ko.

Second one is from "Etram"

Ang Mahal Kong Eric,

Ginoong Eric, ang laki siguro ng tite mo. Gusto ko lang sabihin ng sayang at hindi ka nakapagpost kahapon. Sayang ang iyong "Posting Streak."

Nagmamahal,
Marte Caronongan

Etram, I just want to say that yes, sayang nga. It was all English's fault. Damn it. I only noticed last night at around 8:30 that I had two fucking American authors. I wasn't even done designing it. I just decided to pass it instead. Nawalan akong gana kasi ang sakit ng balita. Pinaghirapan ko panaman yun.

Third One is from "Behrob"

Dear Eric,

Your blog is the cools! Continue postin'. I don't need to ask about your dick anymore since I know people always bug you about how huge it is.

Your Number 1 Fan,
Robby Fernandez

Thanks Behrob. I like it that some people appreciate what I do. So now, I'll make you unappreciate it! YOU SUCK. DO YOU UNAPPRECIATE IT NOW? DO YOU? Yes, I bet you do. (Yes, thanks for not asking about my dick. It really is huge.)

Well, that's it for RMD. I'd like to tell all my fans to please state your letters in English so that "Miggy M." won't have such a hard time with it. (Also, if anyone asks about this blog, feel free to tell them to ask for mah permission. Liek GJ.)