Robby, This is for You

Robby, this filler post, (yes filler post, for what? :D My secret) is FOR YOU!

ROBBY FERNANDEZ SONG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Robby!
You're so Robby-like!
Yeah!
You're so Robby Fernandez-like!
Yeah!
I love you so much!
Yeah!
Robby!
I'm gay for you!

Now imagine that being sung by your favorite singer/performed by your favorite band. Awesome? Yeah, I know. No need to thank me.

Robby ;o

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Something unrelated to Robby, so don't bother to read if you don't wanna.

I might go to a prom early if all goes well. Lolz.

Lol Conversation

Just chatted with Harvey. Lol, yes clearly, we didn't have much to do.

harvey parafina: Why?
harvey parafina: Is someone...?
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: is someone....what?
harvey parafina: I was about to say pregnant, but I think it won't fit.
Eric Sto. Domingo: ...yes
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S BRYAN
harvey parafina: Who?
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, it can't be.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i told marte not to
Eric Sto. Domingo: but...
Eric Sto. Domingo: he couldn't be stopped
harvey parafina: He's no hermaphrodyte
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, he has no ovaries.
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: well
Eric Sto. Domingo: he asked orville for tips
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: and i don't even know where orvs gets his/her tips
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, Orville doesn't know anything.
Eric Sto. Domingo: exactly
Eric Sto. Domingo: it's surprising
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S A PARADOX
harvey parafina: Surely Marte got it from someone else
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAADOOOOOOOX
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: SO, Bryan was impregnated by PARADOX?
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
harvey parafina: Then who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: Bryan was impregnated by Marte, who got tips from Orville, who got his/her/its tips from something.
Eric Sto. Domingo: But Orvs doesn't know anything. SO by sharing tips, it appears that he/she/it KNOWS something!!!11!!!
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOX
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: So, in the end it was Orville who got Bryan pregnant
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: YES
Eric Sto. Domingo: DETERMINISM!!!11!!!
harvey parafina: Then, it's no paradox.
harvey parafina: Wait.
harvey parafina: It is.
harvey parafina: Orville is a woman.
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Eric Sto. Domingo: we don't know that yet
Eric Sto. Domingo: that's why
Eric Sto. Domingo: to be politically correct
Eric Sto. Domingo: we
Eric Sto. Domingo: refer to orville
Eric Sto. Domingo: as He/She/It
harvey parafina: Then, how'd he/she/it get Bryan pregnant?
Eric Sto. Domingo: by giving information to marte
Eric Sto. Domingo: who as you know, would gladly screw bryan
Eric Sto. Domingo: and insert his love seeds inside bryan's butt
harvey parafina: Lol at love seeds.
harvey parafina: Where'd he buy those?
Eric Sto. Domingo: FROM ORVILLE AGAIN
Eric Sto. Domingo: holy shit
Eric Sto. Domingo: i smell conspiracy!!
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: If it were a conspiracy, it would have been secret/
harvey parafina: Then, if this is so, how do YOU know these things?
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: THIS IS THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: You're conspiring against Bryan.
Eric Sto. Domingo: how?
harvey parafina: Hmm
harvey parafina: Let's see
harvey parafina: You totally know what Marte and Orville have done.
harvey parafina: Which means they may have told you at some point in your subconscious life (dream).
Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Eric Sto. Domingo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ARE REAL???
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: i blame this on orville
harvey parafina: I'm just a figment of your imagination?!
harvey parafina: Holy CRAP!
harvey parafina: I'm not REAL!
harvey parafina: JESUS!
harvey parafina: Orville is the head conspirator (if that's even a word)
Eric Sto. Domingo: *kills himself*
Eric Sto. Domingo: i am so totally safe now
harvey parafina: But, you just killed yourself.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY!!!
harvey parafina: If it were conspiracy, then we should be on Orville's side, which we aren't.
harvey parafina: Does this mean we're not conspirators?
Eric Sto. Domingo: this means that we ARE on orville's side
Eric Sto. Domingo: without us knowing
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'm going to build a bomb shelter nau
harvey parafina: No, not CONSPIRACY.
harvey parafina: PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: PARADOX
Eric Sto. Domingo: !!!
harvey parafina: Bomb shelters won't help
harvey parafina: PARADOX.
harvey parafina: ORVILLE'S THE PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok.
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Eric Sto. Domingo: gtg harvey babes ;o
Eric Sto. Domingo: that was nice
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'll pay you for your services tomorrow


:))

I'm gonna post something more serious, wait, something serious later. :))

Life and KLIK Insanity

Announcement: There will be no Reader Mail for today. I am sorry. (Being lazy again rocks)

Life. Fucking deeper than the fucking ocean. Take one step in it and you'll be waist-deep. Take two then you'll be neck-deep. Take three then you fucking drown.

Malay ko ba kung bakit ko natype yan. Pero totoo naman. Hindi nga ba't, "We're only on the tip of the iceberg" kung sasabihin natin kung anu-ano na ang mga naranasan natin sa buhay. Kapag mamatay na siguro tayo, nasa taas pa rin tayo ng yelo na 'yun.

Ano na nga ba mga naranasan ko? Marami. Pero hindi kasing rami ng iba. Mas marami naman rin kaysa sa iba. Pero kulang pa rin sa mga gusto ko. Parang yung pelikulang "The Bucket List." Si Freeman at si Nicholson, may cancer, ginawa nilang gawin lahat ng gusto nilang gawin sa buhay kasi mamamatay naman rin sila eh.

Ganun kaya ako? Hihintayin kong tumapang kapag sigurado na akong mamamatay? Hindi ko ba kayang tumapang ng walang tulong? Sabi nga ni Joey Velasco kanina, "Masyado akong siguradista." Nakakalimutan daw niya, na ang Diyos ang gumagawa ng lahat.

Kung totoo nga 'yan, kapag tumalon ako ngayon sa bahay ko mula sa veranda na una ulo ko, mamamatay kaya ako? Nasa Diyos naman eh. Ang astig diyan, hindi ko naman talaga gagawin. Kaya nasa Diyos nga. Naisip mo ba? "Kaya ko naman tumalon mula sa fourth floor eh. Kaya ko naman saksakin sarili ko eh. Kaya ko namang (insert text here)." Pero hindi naman rin natin gagawin.

Ano ba yung pumipigil sa atin? Cool mehn.

Bakit hindi ko pa rin kaya tumapang? Alam ko namang kaya ko, pero hindi ko rin ginagawa. Pinipigil rin ba 'yun? O ako mismo yung hindi talaga naniniwala na kaya kong tumapang?

Natatawa rin ako kung paano ako mag-isip. Tingnan mo ba naman kung paano ko sinimulan yung blog na 'to. (Gago, hindi yung announcement.) From life papunta sa religion. Astig talaga ng utak. Kung anu-ano pinapag-isipan. (Bryan, don't think that. That's bad.)

FLASH REPORT: Kaya pala ang sakit ng pwet ko. Tigas ng upuan. Shet, palitan ko nga.

Buhay. Ang lalim mo. Mas malalim pa kaysa sa dagat. Unang tapak mo dito, nasa bewang mo na yung tubig. Pangalwa, nasa leeg mo na. Pangatlong tapak, todas, nalunod ka na.

Marami pa kong gustong gawin.

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> Z2O is a cool band
> Superman by Stereophonics = pwn
> I like a lot of indie bands now

Oh, I NOW REMEMBER WHAT I WANT TO RANT ABOUT.

The fucking KLIK (Klaseng Ibang Klase) system for choosing your classes is fuuucking broken. God....Seriously, alam niyo bang nakakahiya nung una kong KLIK session? Obvious na lahat na napunta sa Hapag eh either, number 300 onwards na sa reg card o nagdrop box. Tapos, nagtanong pa si Mr. Velasco (Speaker ng session) kung lahat kami voluntary na pumili ng class niya. Awkward silence, tapos may 4th year na namigay ng politically correct excuse. (Yung iba hindi, yung iba oo) Sayang sa oras ng speaker, kasi maraming hindi nakikinig, sayang rin sa oras ng maraming pumunta kasi hindi rin sila interesado. (Me included since I've virtually had this last year. Remember, A-boys?)

Nakakainis rin sa KLIK eh yung mga nagdrop box na sinwerte. PUTANG INA. Buti pa si Matthew, napunta sa gusto kong puntahan. AKO PUMILA. SIYA NAGDROP BOX. FUCK. Sayang oras ko. Dinaan sa swerte. Taragis tong KLIK na to. Tapos yung narinig ko kung ano yung description ng KLIK, whoooo boy. Nainis talaga ako. "To give students a chance to experience something new and to let them learn different things about our society." Some shit like that or something about us learning how we can make the Philippines better.

HELLO???? Majority of the KLIK-ers (People who wanted KLIK classes) wanted to go mostly to How Radio Works because of Grace Lee. You know the dominant thought in their heads? BOOBIES. Fuck. Ano natutunan nila dun? Size ng bra ni Grace Lee? Shit.

Alam mo yung natutunan ko sa KLIK? Swerte ang mga makakakuha sa gusto nilang classes.

Buti na rin yung second class ko maganda. Indie Spirit. Indie films and stuff. Astig ng mga napanood ko. Cool mehn. Actually, hindi ko naman choice to, pero napapag-isipan ko ring pumunta, it just so happened na ito na lang yung natitirang mukhang ayos.

Problema nga lang, may mga nakasama rin akong hindi naappreciate yun. Nasayang oras nila, nasayang uli oras ng speaker.

It's a fucking broken system that needs to be quickly fixed. Next time, when I line up for an hour, I want to get my class and not get beaten by someone who chose to just dropbox it.

Swertihan talaga tong KLIK na 'to. Nakakainis. Siguro si Miggy M. mananalo sa lotto. (Number 1 kasi nakuha eh) Next time kapag bigayan ng reg cards o kaya drop box o pilian ng classes, magdadala ako ng sampung anting-anting, lucky charms, at crucifix.

Tingnan natin kung seswertihin ako.

My shortest blog ever (SM does not count)

I'll admit it already dammit. I've been stealing ideas/copy+pasting from different blogs. Fuck. I won't mention them here, but I feel really guilty. I'm sorry.














I'm KIDDING. Greatness cannot be found somewhere else. It can only be found here. Craps. Lol, I just want to say that, I like reading my own blog. It feels cool and stuff. Like, you write down whatever you think for a day and when you forget, you read them again and again.

It's really vain and shit. But it's coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. I'd forget this and that, then the memory'll be revived by reading the blog. I see how I've evolved from a lazy-ass bored-guy-just-blogging-to-kill-time to a (from what I think) semi-lazy blogger.

Like Pokemon but REAL. There aren't any fancy sounds when I evolve though. Just IMAGINATION.

Oh and, whatever happened yesterday, (there are those who know and should, there are those who don't and should stay that way) was epic cool. I want MOOOOOORE damn it. Felt like a real Brothers In Arms Game.

One more plox. One more.

Homaigads! (Mailbag 3)

Craps, I am sorreh guys. Di ako nakapost the past few days. Medyong tinamad ako.

"The bane of all bloggers." - Robby Fer.

Yeah, took me out for what? 3 days? Lols, at least it's not as bad as 1 month.

Btw, cause of that laziness, I missed RMD! Crap, I'm sorry guys. I know RMD is so pwnage (well, anything I put up here = pwn) So, RMD is now officially on Fridays!






...Wait!? What's that I smell??? IT'S RMD TODAY! YAAAAY!:



First Letter comes from "Kapitan Ekis."

Dear Eric,

Put something from lolcatbible. Oh and call me something lolcat like. :D

Your lolcat fan,
Kapitan Ekis

Dear Kapitan Ekis, please see the previous post for the lolcatbible something. ;) Oh and I hope "Kapitan Ekis" is lolcat enough for you because I like it way too much to change it. :D

Second Letter comes from "Siopaoman."

Dear Eric,

Naiinspire ako ng blog mo.

Ang iyong matatag na mambabasa,
Siopaoman

Harvey...ay puta, Siopaoman, salamat. Alam ko na talagang nakakainspire blog ko. Basahin mo lang ng basahin para mainspire ka. Para mas mainspire ka, sabihan mo lahat ng kilala mo kung gaano ka astig at inspiring blog ko. ;)

Third Letter comes from Janana Q,

Eric,

Totoo ba yung letters mo sa mailbag day?

Nagmamahal,
Janana Q

Janana Q, oo, totoo sila. Kung hindi sila totoo, ba't ko sila ilalagay dito? Tsk, bakit ko naman sasayangin oras ko na gumawa ng mga pekeng letters tapos ipopost ko pa? Para naman akong autistic. Sinasagot ko yung mga sarili kong tanong na kunyari galing sa iba. Pakshet mehn, I'm not stupid.....OR AM I????????????????? (Note, mga quotes or something like that lang talaga to at hindi letters.)


And those 3 letters conclude RMD today. Remember guys, it's been switched to Fridays so if you want to get your letters in, mail them to me on Thursdays!




Ok, enough of that stuff,


Blogging/typing on this laptop + vista sucks total ass. It really really really really feels weird. (See those 4 reallys? That means it's really weird.)

Stupid Microsoft. Fix Vista ploz. Come out with the real Vista already. Not some bullshit slow program.



I am totally gonna post something sooner next time. So ya'll won't be starved for more stuffs. Srsly, I need to give this a better name than LOLDONGZ. Something like....Eric-isms.(No, wait, pangit yan. Masyadong gaya sa Martenism.)

Give suggestions plox.


Oh and btw, I like pizza. Seriously, it is pwn. Langhap sarap! Wait, shit Jollibee pala to. Ano ba sa Pizza Hut? WAIT. Gagawa akong tagline ng Pizza Hut!

Pizzang Mahalimuyak! 'Sing sarap ng sapak! (La na kong rhymes eh)



Yeah, that'll catch on. Like Eric-isms.