Lol Conversation

Just chatted with Harvey. Lol, yes clearly, we didn't have much to do.

harvey parafina: Why?
harvey parafina: Is someone...?
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: is someone....what?
harvey parafina: I was about to say pregnant, but I think it won't fit.
Eric Sto. Domingo: ...yes
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S BRYAN
harvey parafina: Who?
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, it can't be.
Eric Sto. Domingo: i told marte not to
Eric Sto. Domingo: but...
Eric Sto. Domingo: he couldn't be stopped
harvey parafina: He's no hermaphrodyte
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, he has no ovaries.
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: well
Eric Sto. Domingo: he asked orville for tips
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: and i don't even know where orvs gets his/her tips
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: But, Orville doesn't know anything.
Eric Sto. Domingo: exactly
Eric Sto. Domingo: it's surprising
Eric Sto. Domingo: IT'S A PARADOX
harvey parafina: Surely Marte got it from someone else
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAADOOOOOOOX
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: SO, Bryan was impregnated by PARADOX?
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
harvey parafina: Then who?
Eric Sto. Domingo: Bryan was impregnated by Marte, who got tips from Orville, who got his/her/its tips from something.
Eric Sto. Domingo: But Orvs doesn't know anything. SO by sharing tips, it appears that he/she/it KNOWS something!!!11!!!
Eric Sto. Domingo: PAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOX
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: So, in the end it was Orville who got Bryan pregnant
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: YES
Eric Sto. Domingo: DETERMINISM!!!11!!!
harvey parafina: Then, it's no paradox.
harvey parafina: Wait.
harvey parafina: It is.
harvey parafina: Orville is a woman.
harvey parafina:
Eric Sto. Domingo: NO
Eric Sto. Domingo: we don't know that yet
Eric Sto. Domingo: that's why
Eric Sto. Domingo: to be politically correct
Eric Sto. Domingo: we
Eric Sto. Domingo: refer to orville
Eric Sto. Domingo: as He/She/It
harvey parafina: Then, how'd he/she/it get Bryan pregnant?
Eric Sto. Domingo: by giving information to marte
Eric Sto. Domingo: who as you know, would gladly screw bryan
Eric Sto. Domingo: and insert his love seeds inside bryan's butt
harvey parafina: Lol at love seeds.
harvey parafina: Where'd he buy those?
Eric Sto. Domingo: FROM ORVILLE AGAIN
Eric Sto. Domingo: holy shit
Eric Sto. Domingo: i smell conspiracy!!
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: If it were a conspiracy, it would have been secret/
harvey parafina: Then, if this is so, how do YOU know these things?
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: THIS IS THE MATRIX ALL OVER AGAIN
harvey parafina:
harvey parafina: You're conspiring against Bryan.
Eric Sto. Domingo: how?
harvey parafina: Hmm
harvey parafina: Let's see
harvey parafina: You totally know what Marte and Orville have done.
harvey parafina: Which means they may have told you at some point in your subconscious life (dream).
Eric Sto. Domingo: HARVEY
Eric Sto. Domingo: HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE ARE REAL???
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: i blame this on orville
harvey parafina: I'm just a figment of your imagination?!
harvey parafina: Holy CRAP!
harvey parafina: I'm not REAL!
harvey parafina: JESUS!
harvey parafina: Orville is the head conspirator (if that's even a word)
Eric Sto. Domingo: *kills himself*
Eric Sto. Domingo: i am so totally safe now
harvey parafina: But, you just killed yourself.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH CRAP
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY!!!
harvey parafina: If it were conspiracy, then we should be on Orville's side, which we aren't.
harvey parafina: Does this mean we're not conspirators?
Eric Sto. Domingo: this means that we ARE on orville's side
Eric Sto. Domingo: without us knowing
Eric Sto. Domingo: CONSPIRACY
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'm going to build a bomb shelter nau
harvey parafina: No, not CONSPIRACY.
harvey parafina: PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: PARADOX
Eric Sto. Domingo: !!!
harvey parafina: Bomb shelters won't help
harvey parafina: PARADOX.
harvey parafina: ORVILLE'S THE PARADOX.
Eric Sto. Domingo: OH MY GOD
Eric Sto. Domingo: ok.
Eric Sto. Domingo:
Eric Sto. Domingo: gtg harvey babes ;o
Eric Sto. Domingo: that was nice
Eric Sto. Domingo: i'll pay you for your services tomorrow


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I'm gonna post something more serious, wait, something serious later. :))