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Biyernes, Enero 9, 2009

Plastic

Oh God.

Why? Why is the world like it is? Why do people act like they do? Why do they act like something to wrap things with? Why?

It's annoying. How people hide their true selves, just to look good, impress people, make people laugh, and to fit in. People laugh at your jokes, people say they like you, people hang out with you, people talk to you, people eat with you. Then, when someone turns around, they get mutilated from behind.

The one who's gone gets assaulted with words by the 5 people who are left. Then, three people leave, leaving the two behind. These three, back-stab the living shit out of the two, and the two do the same thing to the three. Then, these groups disperse, while the one who originally left, blogs about how shitty and crappy and stupid and "unreal" his "friends" are.
How funny. How depressing.

People put up facades on in front of their selves, to protect them from something. There are different somethings for different people like how a spy puts up a facade so an enemy doesn't get information.

But when normal people, (i.e. you and me, my loyal reading subject) put up facades, what are we defending ourselves against?
Think about it, just be yourself (hooly shit, this blog became a just be yourself blog lol) and, you'll realize looooads of shit. Just like how some people were assholes to you but you just put up with it cause you also acted like an ass. (Ok, aalis muna tayo sa just be yourself mode, kasi cheesy yan at kadiri. Baka may butiki na nakapasok sa utak ko.)

Isn't also ironic that the things that people put up to make people like them, makes other people dislike them? Lulz, let's put it this way for the nurdz. It be like using +50 for magic resistance, -50 phys. resistance armor. 'Cept in this game, there ain't no differences between resistances, so you gain squat. Shit squat. Let me use an example.

Itago natin sa pangalang........Nits. Si Nits, tahimik yan dati nung bata. Mabait, matalino. Pero nakita niyang may mga "cool guys." Ginusto rin niyang maging "cool guy." Sa isip niya, pinakamagandang paraang maging "cool guy" eh magyabang. Ahhhhh....diyan problema natin. Ay mali, diyan pala yung problema ni Nits.

Dahil sa pagyayabang niya, siempre nga naman, nakilala siya ng mga "cool guys". Problema nga lang, hindi na siya gusto ng mga niyayabangan niya. Kaya bawas....HALA! Yung ibang naiinis, "cool guys" rin. Laaaaagot tayo diyan. Paano na yang master plan mo Nits? Paano na? Alam mo kung ano na? WALA NA. Loko ka eh. 'Yan makukuha mo. Masunog ka sana sa impiyerno, tae ka.
Haaaay nako. Maling estilo ng pagkukunyari yung nakuha mo eh. Dapat kasi yung....ay sandali. Wala na nga palang iba no? Diba kapag gusto mong magmukhang magaling, magyayabang? Tsk, oh noes. Paano na 'yan? :(

Mga plastic kasi kayo, mga gago. Don't you know that if you play with plastic, it just may suffocate you? Learn that lesson.

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loldongz, i has idea. Kasi ginaya ako ni Harvey, gagayahin ko rin siya. Magkakaroon na rin ako ng opening line sa mga blog ko. So, my dear nation, please vote for these ideas:

1.) "Anong nasa taas, mga babaeng aso?"
- Tinagalog lang ng sa kanya

2.) "Sup ducks?"
- Hmmm.....astig to ah. Magkakaroon na rin ng label ang fans ko.

3.) "SUP GAGOES"
- lol

4.) "8=====D"
- HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Amputa, mananalo ata to.

5.) _________
- Magsuggest kayo ng sarili ninyo, ayus lang. Basta, magugusto rin ng fellow duck-lykers, (ayaaan mehn, labled na kayo, hehehe) pwede.

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Btw, mga bago kong idol, Scott D. Davis (bakla nga lang), Jordan Rudess, at Rick Wakeman.

G'night pplz. 12 na po. Kelangan ko pa po ng beauty sleep.

5 komento:

Blagger! ayon kay ...

Patay ka ngayon kay Locsin kung mabasa niya 'toh.

I vote for "8==========D" kasi astig siya tignan sa posts :-bd

Eric ayon kay ...

Hindi si Migo yan. Just so you know. ;o

Brazen Dynamo ayon kay ...

SUP GAGOES or 8==========D.
Kasi nakatatawa sila pareho.

Pero yung "SUP GAGOES" parang naiisip ko "SUP GAGO POTATOES".

Harvey ayon kay ...

I vote for 8=========D.
Best opening statement. Pagkabasa sa title, baka sabihin:

"Uy, pucha, may titi."

Then, they'll get interested.

Anyway, Eric, parang si Nitura 'to. Sabi ng N may blog din siya eh. Pero di lang ako sigurado.

Eric ayon kay ...

Hahaha. Bastaaaaa.

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Ako ay si Eric. Kung gusto niyo akong makilala...kilalanin niyo ako gamit ang aking blog. :)